I have a real winner to report. Last week, a local rocket scientist, who shall remain nameless, called in a bank robbery.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, you read that correctly.
Nameless (Brainless?) actually telephoned a Spokane bank and threatened to blow up schools if a sizable sum of money wasn’t delivered directly to his house–of course he provided an address. Believe it or not, he was surprised when the police came, dressed in banker’s garb and carrying briefcases. The suspect’s response was not publicized, but that’s okay.
He has the right to remain silent.